Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there.
Random Guy: Hey, what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, I just wanted to tell you that you're really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight!
Random Guy: That's alright, it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
Hunger Games Pick up lines
What are the odds of you being in my favour?
Did a cannon just sound, or is that my heart beating for you?
Is that a bread roll in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?
Are you the arena? Because I'm about to enter you.
Are you from district 12? Because I'm about to make you mine.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you're from district 6, I'm from district 9.
Are you an Avox? Because you leave me speechless.
If you are looking for a boyfriend? Because I volunteer as tribute.
Katniss did you lose an arrow? Because I found one in my heart.
Did Cinna set you on fire? Or are you just hot?
I may be a gamekeeper. But I won't play a game with your heart.
Are you from District 1? Cause from where I'm standing, you're Marvel-lous.
I'm usually a good guy but you Are you sure you're not a Mellark? 'Cause girl,you've got some nice buns. make me wanna be a Cinna
we’ve broken down… / … in the middle of nowhere!
OBVIOUS RULE OF THE TUMBLR WHOVIAN FANDOM: ALWAYS REBLOG JETHRO.
Reasons I’m single:
- I’m ugly
- I’m awkward
- Nobody gets my humour
- I’m awkward
- I screw up everything good in my life lol
- I’m ugly
- I’m awkward
- I can’t find anyone to like me
- I’m weird
- I waste my whole life on the internet
- I like fictional homos
” They’d run after each other like they were kittens playing, just hysterical.”
(Source: richard-maddens)
ryoutalaughingalonewithdresses:
Uke. what
seme
I refuse to be a seme
Seme.
Well, of course
uke
…………………….
Seme. cB
…uke.
NO.
NEVER.
I’M AN INDEPENDENT, STRONG BLACK WOMAN.
…..Uke…..
-sighs- i always get that….
SERIOUSLY I’M ALWAYS UN UKE!!!-.-
Camila:
” Seme “
Kaiko:
” Uke… “
(( Seme ! ))
Seme, of course~
/SASSYHAIRFLIP
Seme. OH… .Well Ro will be disappointed.
I always get uke wtf XD
(Source: yaoipictures)
11 year old: I really like the Hunger Games, I can't wait to see the movie!
me: have you read the books?
11 year old: no, this is the 20th century, no one reads books any more!!!
me:
jesus:
barack obama:
suzanne collins:
jk rowling:
cavemen:
the world:
aliens:
